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Alter's Right!

While Democrats & Progressives can, and should take some welcome relief in Tuesdays elections that turned Trumpworld inside out, they shouldn't be comfortable. Talk of any wave is amid a low tide, and a gathering storm is on the electoral horizon. Democrats still don't have an appealing message framed for rural America, and that's bothersome. All I see Dems doing is targeting Trump, and while that's the right thing to do, there's no alternative message. Fox news exemplifies what Republicans are good at, confusion and blurred facts, outright lies, and misdirection. Start attacking them on that, bring a bigger gun to their fight. Show us you got some balls, huge balls.

Look at me, baby,

you want some of this glorious junk?

I don't need no scientific study to tell me why some men have a need to jerk off in front of women, most who are acquaintances at best, and more likely to be perfect strangers. For these guys, it's a form of preening, like the NBC peacock, they're showing off something they think a women wants, and in doing so, asserting their dominance. Thing is, studies have shown that for every instance of exposure, these men spend ten jerking off in front of a mirror. So, look for rough hands and blisters as a warning sign. Research I've done prove these dudes are also under-performers, or more often, no shows when it comes to traditional sex. Least that's what their wives tell me. Now, if you're a woman who runs into a preening peacock with a small dick, you're natural instinct is one of shock. That's natural, to be shocked that a man would have such a small cock, but to clip the unwanted behavior in the bud, fall to the ground in a hysteric fit of laughter while you're filming it on your phone. Trust me, based on experience, that works.

Ain't no excuse

for strapping your kid down to the top of your car to hold down a toddlers pool. And when you find out the kids mother didn't even use straps, she just stuck her lil' child up there to hold the pool down, you just have to wonder if the kid is going to make it to puberty.

Weinstein : Spies.Not.Like.Us.

Powerful people can do powerful things to hide the evil they do. It's that simple, we live in a world where some rich fuck can track your movements, file away your social media posts to use against you, create dossiers on your sex life, and spread rumors that you can't fight back against. And there ain't shit you can do about it!

Eat that America!

I can't help but wonder who's screwing around with my life, preventing me from becoming rich and famous, keeping my site traffic null, my channel out of the spotlight. I know you're out there.

Human Rat Brains

While replacing a rats brain with a humans might seem far fetched, the science is long and verified. After WW2, captured Nazi scientists were allowed to continue their experiments of genetically splicing human brain cells with those of other mammals. Official documents identify one of their first success stories as replacing the entire human brain of a newborn, with that of a rat. According to recently released files, that happened in 1946 on a test subject labeled DJT.

Don't Worry, it's only Propaganda.

I don't get it. Like Brietbart, Russia can spew just about anything hateful, and people will believe it. The global connections we have today require a great deal of responsibility to be appropriately informed, but I guess it's easier to believe Hillary's running a pedophile ring out of some Pizza basement, than to have to do some basic fact checking.

Insidious!

Brietbart has pushed the alt-right agenda and people are soaking the shit up. Catering to the basic human need to blame someone else for your problems, Breitbart has created a nation is chaos, and I think they're celebrating the division, the harm and the agony.

Who comes up with this crap?

Maybe for some weekends might be a thing of the past, but for this kid, they're in my future, So much so, that in a couple years, life is going to be one long weekend.

It's Friday,

and I ain't never gonna never stop.

There's a Damn Hole in it?

Holy shit, there's a great big secret chamber in the great pyramid. Thing is, there ain't no way to get to it. Maybe it's just an air pocket, or perhaps it's the chamber that holds the book of mysteries, or the ark of knowledge, who the hell knows, but one things for sure, it's strange, and that's just the way the aliens are.

Wrong!

A local Hospital has stopped admitting court ordered people with serious mental health issues, and I just gotta ask, WTF, where are these people going to go? Under your local bridge, would be my guess. More then this, not dealing with those with serious mental health issues creates a host of issues, outside of not receiving needed treatment and support. It also creates hardships on the patients families, on their loved ones. My guess is, it's a way to generate more profit, and other hospitals are going to follow suit, so the question remains, how are our courts going to deal with those susceptible to abuse and neglect?

LaughingStock??

I'm of the opinion that due process ain't nothing to laugh about, Mr President. It protects us from the evils of people like you, grants us a fair trial and the presumption of innocence is a constitutional right. That said, I'll be the first to admit our legal system isn't perfect, we got our problems, good Lord we do, but tossing out our rights ain't the answer, and neither is making fun of our judicial system.

We.Will.Never.Be.Safe!

I'm tired of sending condolences to victims and families of violence, knowing it ain't ever going to end. It's not a as simple as saying there are some bad people out there that don't like us, don't like the American dream. I could understand that. There's always someone jealous of what someone else has, even a way of life. America does a lot of global good, I'm proud of that. I'm not so proud of a lot of our global bullshit evil though. Some of our foreign policy isn't slanted for the global good as much as it is for the corporate, or political good, and that's where some of the hate comes in. We can't prop up dictators, ruin environments, and interfere in local foreign politics, that creates some of the hate we're seeing. Our policies in the mid east have been a disaster from the get go. But what the fuck do I know?

Superstitious?

Short but interesting read as to why we're a superstitious lot. After reading this, I'm thinking I should have never purposely walked under a ladder, in the path of a black cat, or shattered that mirror some years back just to prove I wasn't superstitious Maybe God is trying to prove a point with all my bad luck. The thing is, I don't believe in God, at least not in your typical God. My God would never do such a thing, than again, God might be thinking he's being funny. I don't think it's funny.

Enjoy the Ghouls and Goblins!

This Halloween,

The Pig Farmer Cometh.

Real Men Died, others Lied.

I have no problems with those who dodged the Vietnam draft for reasons of conscious. Those that did answer the call were common folk, culled from our rural heartland and inner cities. Young men of all colors and cultures. Many were poor of all colors, or all ethnicities. Some were farmers, college students, middle class. A commonality was they were all young, just beginning their lives. That's who fights our wars. I respect them all, their families as well, because they suffered as well.

 

I do not respect those who used the power, position and wealth of their fathers to avoid the draft while their friends served. They are cowards. Donald Trump is a coward, being deemed not fit to serve for bone spurs, all the while being active in sports. If Donald Trump was not fit to serve in our Military, how is he fit to serve as Commander in Chief of our armed forces?

Like Nobody Knew This?

At least it's now proven science that regular bud smokers have lots of sex cuz the shit makes you horny. Know what else it does? Intensifies the orgasm. Yea, that's right, good bud sends you to some special place when you get off. In fact, I've heard there's genetically mixed smoke out there called 'OrgasmoCosmo' and if you come across some, send me some, will ya.

This Ain't My America!

Arresting a 10 year old girl whose sick in the hospital for being an illegal alien just ain't moral and lacks any sense of compassion. On top of being in the hospital for emergency surgery, the child has cerebral palsy. This road Trump is taking us down isn't a slippery slope as much as it is a highway to hell.

What do ya expect,

it's the Friday before Halloween.

 

Dropping Tomorrow

Life is Strange...

but maybe it's not life that's strange. Life is what it is, you get up, roll out of bet, hit the bathroom up, go to work, come home, relax and then repeat. If that's what life was about, we'd be bored shitless. OK, maybe that's what life is, maybe it's so boring there's a need for drama, so we create an alternative reality, one that we can thrive on. That world we create effects others as well, especially in todays world of social media. Everyone has to let everyone else know what their political leanings are, what movies they like, how great their lives are.

 

For me, it's a bit different. It's still an escape, but not from a boring life. Rather it's an escape from a chaotic existence. Yea, that's right, my life is chaotic, and I find a sense of peace setting at my keyboard. That sense of peace is false, I know that. But I'll take it, it takes the chaos; the medical appointments, the unending meetings with social workers, case workers, court dates, probation workers, and balances it out.

 

Just had to say it!

Fu*k, I'm worth more

dead than alive. Don't know what bothers me more, that my brains only worth 250 bucks or the fact this companies business model is taken right out of McDonald's play-book. So if they get their bodies for free, and sell off parts, and they copy a fast food giants business model, I gotta ask, Micky D, where do you get your meat from?

Not a wrinkle

on this old dudes face. Look, if driving down the road, lathered in vasoline wearing a thong keeps you looking young, I'd jerk off too. Hell, my face is 80% percent parched leather so I'll try anything. Who says us old hippies ain't cool. Weird, but cool. Bet ya anything, the cop who stopped the guy took the rest of the day off and got sanitized.

Truth is a Funny Thing.

Funny, because people believe what they want to believe. A shitload of people can view the same event and each come up with their own interpretation of what happened. A lot of things go into that, scary things that effect how you perceive an event. Scary things, like state of mind, your belief system, emotional state, your attention span, your ability to digest facts, eyesight.

 

OK, I'm just speculating, but that's what a lot of folks do when it comes to the Kennedy assassination. They started speculating back in the day, and it's carried over. Personally, I think there are a lot of unanswered questions, and they'll stay that way because the investigation into a President's murder was blurped from the start. Why that was is the biggest question there is, and why questions continue to this day.

You're Afraid, Very Afraid!

So these chaps do an annual survey of what scares ya. It's not lost on this old kid that we read about it right around Halloween. I would have thought you'd be worried about rape, plunder and pillage, your financial well being, your health. But surprise, it's Government corruption that tops the list along with a couple of other things that tell us we're all worried about our future. Read it, it's interesting.

Shit Happens...

It doesn't happen often, but it did yesterday. A lot of people think I have a boat load of staff, but that just ain't true. One person does it all, me! That means when shit hits the fan, kids got troubles, cars don't work, or the wife gets needy, sometimes the site has to take a back seat. That happened yesterday. Life happened. I'm not apologizing, just letting you know the reason for not posting/updating. I appreciate your understanding.

Did you know?

There we're 12 Norse Gods that swooped down and built this huge wall around humans to protect them. But I gotta ask, what's up with Vale raping giant women, born to the dirty deed by his old man, Balder, the God of light and all things good, and why does Froy walk around with a hardon all day?

Shit, Vikings are complicated!

Smeared?

I think not Mr. O'Reiiy. You paid a shitload of money to keep someone quiet. You did something wrong, and you don't want it to get out. I may be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you got history, dude. Now if you're so sure-fired innocent, I'd love to hear your story behind the 30 mil. I mean the true story, not the story you'll spew to cover your ass. That is what you do, unfortunately, spew.

Ever feel like you're going to hell in a breadbasket?

Yea, me too.

Enjoy your weekend, country boy.

Not Perfect, but Right!

Say what you want about both these men, but their recent remarks about political divisiveness to serve certain goals rings true. You can blame Obama and Bush all you want, point out all their deficiencies, call 'em both any name in the book, and they're both still going to be right about Trump and his behavior.

As a Youtuber,

I sympathize with my fellow content creators in how YouTube communicates. It sucks! I don't care tho', I don't create videos to get rich so I can quit my day job and have millions of adoring fans. I admit, it's a nice thought, but I understand my place in the universe. What I don't understand is YouTubes algorithms.  Like how one day I can spike to 50 views, and the next, none. That shit drove me crazy so I quit worrying about it long ago and now I just do my thing, even though a lot of people don't know what my thing is, and I'm here to tell you, I don't know either. I just do it. BTW, be on the lookout, my annual Halloween vid is dropping soon.

All I have to say,

is that there are some medieval people still around that think the earth is flat! I quit arguing with them long ago because they can't accept the fact the earth is hollow, and therefore can't be flat like a pancake, and speaking of pancakes, I'm hungry.

I wouldn't !

Good lord, now parents gotta be concerned if their kids dress like a clown on Halloween. There's an easy work around tho', just  buy your kid a Trump mask and everyone will think he's a clown. There you go, problem solved!

 

Just out of curiosity, I wonder what they put in the water down in Florida?

Media Bias?

Upfront, I'll say our media gets things wrong, and they apologize when they do. Is our media biased when it comes to Trump? Yea, I'll go along with that, to an extent. Trump makes it easy by saying stupid things, doing stupid shit, lying,  his stupid tweetstorms. Keep in mind, it ain't just the American media that's critical of Trump, seems the entire global press is critical of Trump, so the whole fake news thing is a global conspiracy, apparently.

 

What I laugh at, if there is a media conspiracy against Trump, our media is showing Fox News how it's done, and Fox must be rolling in their graves at being done one better.

This is Bull Shit!

This guy, Tom Marino, a republican was paid 100,000 dollars by the pharmaceutical lobby to push a bill that kick started the opioid addiction, and thwart the DEA's role in regulating the abuse. And he was nominated by Trump to be his Drug Czar! Thanks to an investigation by 60 Minutes and the WAPO, that now isn't going to happen.

 

This is WTF is wrong with this county! Trump tweets out, Marino is a fine man and a good congressman, when in fact, Marino is a slimball whose only concern is to fill his pockets with greenbacks. You and I set back in disgust, thinking we can't do anything about it, but the thing is, we'll forget his name by this time next week, and that's a fact, jack.

Slimball Politicians

are only one leaf of the rotting iceberg lettuce. The true motherfuckers in this are the pharmaceutical companies who spread their shit far and wide, wielding vast power as they distribute the drugs to the least vulnerable, including our elderly. They don't give a shit about good or bad, right or wrong, morals or ethics, their only god is profit. We also pay insane prices for meds, meds that are researched here, made here, and sold overseas for a fraction of what you and I are charged, in effect making us pay for their meds.

This.Actually.Happened.

 

VA Police- Rob, do you have your car keys?

Me- No, they're in my pants, in my locker.

VA Police- You drive an 04 Explorer?

Me- Yea, why, what's going on?

VA Police- You're car's trying to run away, it's been trying for the last 4 hours.

Me- Huh?

VA Police-You left your car running.

Me- after a short pause, 'At least I put in Park... Didn't I?

 

Am I getting old or what, or I just got a shitload of crap on my mind, probably both!

UFO's, Fact or Fiction?

Is the Truth out there? Are 'they' here? Why? What's going on? Being a believer, I don't have anything to convince you, but than again, there's not a lot of proof God exists either. It's all about faith. I could argue there's more circumstantial evidence that aliens exist than there is for God, but I won't go there.

 

I actually kinda just go 'Hmmmm' when it comes to God, and UFO's.

So it's Saturday!

I got busy & couldn't post a Friday video. That makes me a bad boy, bad to the bone.

If you're a man,

you have a woman in your life that's experienced some form of Sexual Harassment. A mother, wife, daughter or a friend. They probably don't talk about it, especially to you, but know this. Sexual Harassment isn't exclusive to the rich and powerful. The silence isn't exclusive to Victims, or those in the know of closely held, or open secrets. In cities of all sizes, rural and metro, there are men in position of leadership, and authority who abuse their power, expecting sexual favors from women. Sometimes subtle, sometimes not. A Police Chief, a Mayor, or a Supervisor. Unfortunately, it does not stop there, Sexual Harassment happens on the job, in the bars, at family gatherings and it arrives in all shapes and form. Sexual Harassment derives from a total lack of respect, an inbred right to treat another human being as an object. That right is taught to young boys in the movies, on television, in the comics they read, and it is wrong!

Tax Reform,

the kind you and I need, ain't going to happen. Major corporations already make Millions and Billions in clear profit and they don't take that money and invest it in the working class. That money goes back into research, executive salaries, advertising and the like. Reagan era politics proved that!

 

Real tax reforms starts with the poor to middle class range. Target those people alone, and ask yourself, how can I help them? How can I simplify the process, put more money in their pocket? What's working, what isn't? Then targeting the upper class, I'd look at their tax breaks, government subsidiaries, environmental records and come up with a standardized tax formula. All based on a foundation of fairness and an ability to help those less fortunate out.

 

That's where I'd begin.

It's Atmospheric!

WoW, the moon had an atmosphere that lasted for 70 million years. That's a long time. Even if it was several billion years ago. Know what else is strange and cool, a little old NASA document called R-277 which lists out all the strange shit people have been seeing on the moon for the last couple of hundred years. Did you know the moon rings like a bell when you slam something into it?

 

Strange place, indeed.

Day of the Girl

Never knew October 11th was tagged as 'Day of the Girl'. So you know, I like this! Maybe a couple of years ago I wouldn't have given the day a second thought. Seems to me, if scumperps like Ailes, O'Reilly, Weinstien and even our President had once stopped to think of their victims as a daughter, they might have stopped their bullshit. That, and the fact that more women are talking about their experiences with men groping, fondling, grabbing and expecting sexual favors leads me to believe that there's a lot of men out there who are pigs! I have a granddaughter, and I want her to grow up, to be able to flourish with her personality, her character, her brains, and not have to put up with bullshit from pigs. So here's a cool idea, lets start thinking of girls as all of our daughters, treat 'em with respect, encourage 'em as best we can, help them as best we can, and send a clear signal to the pigs out there, that we're watching.

Space Weed.

And now they're sending a pound of weed into space. I get the quest for better weed, but c'mon, claiming you're looking for small genetic changes is bullshit. Y'all just wanna know if it makes the weed better. Then claiming it's going to take a month for test results to come back is dubious. Dubious means doubtful, like as soon as that shit lands, you're going to roll a couple of joints for the team. The rest of the pound will be sold as 'Space weed' for an exuberant price. So where do I send my check?

About Time!

Seriously tho', I doubt it'll happen because I've been hearing this for 50 years. The aliens that have moon bases on the dark side won't settle for a human base on the light side, cuz they're just like us, divisive, and while a clear distinction between dark and light might be good enough, truth is, they want it all. So good luck with the moon base.

What kinda crap

is this where a rapist of a 12 year gets state ordered parental rights of the kid that resulted from the rape, without even applying for visitation rights. Oh, it happened in Florida, now I get it. Dunno know whose worse, the state or the perpscum.

For the love of Trump.

Little Mikey showed up to a football game and went home because the players kneeled. Not because the kneel offended him, but because Trump ordered little Mikey to do it as a PR stunt to inflame his base. Just another instance of playing to their base while giving the rest of us the finger.

Good for Meryl.

I will never understand how a man could treat a women like a piece of meat. I got me some questions. Where the fuck do you get your values from? Don't you have daughters? What would your mother say? Don't you think it's just flat our fucking wrong to whip out your dick? Who do ya think you are?

 

Me? I don't care who you are. You're a scumbag! And that's not harsh enough.

I didn't read it all,

didn't have to. I've never believed the religious right was founded on their stance against abortion. Sure, they speak out against it, use it as a divisive tactic but their real agenda was always about power, political power, and in particular white power. Don't think I'm right? Well, where's there condemnation of Trump, his many divorces, his words on women, his general lack of Christian values.

It is Friday.

Kill the Pain this weekend, my friends

Just Wrong!

Why the hell would anyone whittle away at the Americans with Disabilities Act? Sure, putting in a ramp, a wider door is expensive, but WTF people? Personally, I think it's friggin' atrocious, and a slap in the face to one of the greatest social laws benefiting people, including Veterans, to ever exist, and I'm not buying into the bullshit that rendering the bill unenforceable is the right way to go because it'll  make frivolous lawsuits go away. Oh God, the moral stupidity of the Trump administration is on full display right along with the rest of his conservative congress.

IMHO...

I was one of those kids that was taught to stick my ass under my school desk to save that ass if a nuclear bomb went off. In my early teens I watched how activism changed the perception of the Viet Nam war. I never got into the glitz of disco, didn't care for it, didn't have time for it cuz I was a blue jeans, rock n roll, kind of guy. When the 90s came around, I was too busy raising a family and working my ass off. When the century turned, I thought I was ready for it, I though shit might change with all the technological advances I'd seen, thought people would be closer, more engaged.

 

Was I fucking wrong or what?

 

Most of the activists from the day sold out for book deals and speaking engagements. Those who relished the flourish of disco glitz sold out for style over substance. Technology carried with it a sense of anonymity and voice, a dangerous combination that served to divide.

 

I had believed that by this time in my life we would have had moon bases, traveled to Mars, made substantial progress toward ending famine, war and political divide. Instead, we have become a Nation of hateful people, set in our ways, afraid to explore other cultures, other opportunities, unwilling to accept the wonderful possibilities of Humanity that exist.

 

We are not better, we are not exceptional. In fact, we're kind screwed!

You're not even close to being finished!

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Enjoy the Ghouls and Goblins!